Friday, March 8, 2013

The new Sheridan resident

Last night Alex turned over in bed and jumped. He thought there was a person or a ghost in the house. I turned to see why he jumped and did the same. But we were safe, it was just the head.



Last weekend we went furniture hunting at the Sleepy Poet. Alex walked out with a massive cedar hope chest and I walked out with a head. I've been intrigued with Phrenology since watching My Girl back in 5th grade (I love that movie). Now I can be like Vada and analyze people's personalities. Who wants to visit?

According to my new Phrenology head the part of my brain relating to selfish propensities is over utilized and the part relating to moral and religious sentiments is under utilized. My vitativeness is over utilized as well. Huh.

I'm no Phrenology expert but I've also determined that Alex over utilizes every part of his brain, especially the alimentiveness part.

If I had purchased one of these back in high school I might have scored higher on the verbal section of the SAT...

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